Man my butt is sore for 10 years now! I don't know what I did but it just hurts so bad. Sometimes if I punch my butt really hard it provides some relief. But I can't just walk around punching my butt. I think this has to do with back pain I acquired while working a laborious job. I don't want to quit. What should I do?
Sore Butt Tough Guy
Dear Sore Butt Tough Guy,
There's no ifs ands or butts about pain. I have a high tolerance for pain as when I was a child we had a muskrat that would nibble on my toe and my parents did not think this was an issue. Eventually it ate part of my toe and then they took it seriously. So my whole life I've been trained to tolerate denial of pain. Enough about me. Now some people would suggest massage or other treatments. Sure you can get all soft on me if you want. But my suggestions is to take an Vicodin a day and pray it away!! My prayers have been answered from time to time and sometimes they have not! But I bet this time it will! Also have you ever tried the As Seen on TV all in one massage chair/hair dryer. I do recommend this however the massage remote control is an extra cost and the cord to plug the hair dryer in is very short so I could only set it up in my laundry room. It also broke within 24 hours. But that was probably my fault because I kept on hitting the chair to make it work. I wasn't gonna buy the remote control separate! On the issue of your job--you must love it so much that you would carry pain with you for 10 years and not tell anyone until now. In fact you must love it so much that you also would never tell your place of employment that the work you do is destroying your health. Well God Bless America you are my hero! Alright well I hope this has helped and keep on your path of happiness.
